Tuesday 17 February 2009

A Cyclists Anguish

Whilst cycling home yesterday I wrote a song entitled 'A Cyclists Anguish' It need to be sand in the style of heavy metal/ angry rock.

Verse 1
We cut you up and we don't care
It's your fault for being there
we'll knock off wing mirrors and the like
because we are ridding on our bikes.

Chorus
And Just like the israeli arab minority
We'll fight against you the enemy majority
Because much to our hillarity
You think you've got priority.

Verse 2
We don't pay road tax, we're not insured
The anger in us can't be cured
we long for the day petrol runs out
Because then how will you get about

Bridge
to live in Holland is my aim
where cyclists are at the top of the metaphorical food chain*

*the views expressed in this song are not exactly the views of the writer, however the writer thought it would be more interesting to write a angry song than a song in which they are just mildly annoyed.

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