Hello Mr English Salad

Do you like the new song I wrote, some people might think it is simular to 'bye bye miss american pie' but they would be wrong. in fact it is the exact opposite of that song.

Hello Mr English Salad,
Walked my chicken to the desert but the desret was flooded,
those bad young women were eating water and sausage,
shouting 'this won't be the night that I live'
'This won't be the night that I live!'

I started a bit more song writery in my head today, I like writing songs about things that are going on in my life, I think real life song writers do that too. although the difference between me and a real life song writers is my life is mainly filled with everyday stuff and seems to be less filled with romantic dramas than the average pop song writer's.

So today I was filling a gap in the market by writing a song about Tax. It is to the tune of that song from Juno with only two cords in.

I hate the tax office and they hate Me-ee
I've got two jobs and I'm doing a degree-ee
I't not really a good time to become self employed..
bu-ut.

I shouldn't carry on being a tax dodger
this year I'm renting, last year I was a lodger
I'm the most complitacated person to fill out those forms

I hate forms coz I've got dyslexia,
when I look at them I am perplexed, oh yeah,
That's not a bad ryhme for someone with a reading age of 12,
point 4.

du du du du du du du du du du du,
du du du du du du du du du du du,
du du du du du du du du du du du,
duuuuu.

I hope you know the tue I'm on about or else you might stuggle with the all th Du-ing.