Oliver Outie and Isobel Innie

I've started writing a childrens book, called 'The adventures of Oliver Outie and Isobel Innie' I doubt I will finish it as it is the third book I've started this year, the first one I started was about a cake decorator who was also secreatly a robot along with 5% of the population who were robots two, they had to go to secret meeting where they learn to be humans, and the other one I started was where 5 scally teanagers from liverpool in a behaviour problems class, do an school exchange with 5 palestinian teenages, so first it has their letters to eachother and then it's got their diarys while their visiting eachother.


I might finish them at some point but I only started them to pass time while I'm working in the gallery, (the same reason I started this blog) and I get to the stage where I might have to do some reserch or some work out side of the gallery and I get board and give up.


so anyway back to my childrens book it doesn't work that well without pictures but heres the first bit:


"This is the world we live in, it is round like a ball, with some bits that stick out like mountains, and some bits that go in like canyons.


but imagain if you lived in a world where things only stick out, or imagain living n a world where things only go in. This is what it's like for Oliver Outie and Isobel Innie.

Oliver outie has a sticky out nose with no nosterals and a sticky out belly with a sticky out belly button.

Isobel Innie has 2 nostrals but no nose, and a skinny belly with a innie belly button.

Oliver Outie lives on the top of a great big mountain in outie world.
Isobel Innie lives in a deep dark cave in innie world.

Oliver Outie is trapped on the outside of outie world and Isobel Innie is traped on the inside of innie world. but what they don't know is that innie world is inside outie world, and if Oliver Outie took the time took dig a hole a few meters down in his mountain he would end up in Isobel Innie's Cave, but even if he thought of doing this it wouldn't be possible, because there's no such thing as holes in Outie world..."

I got this far and then my head got confused with all the things that would and wouldn't be possible. It has the potential to be a sex education book though.