It's cold at the moment, I am not a fan. It should either be properly winter like snow and stuff or hurry up and be summer time. But fear not, I have some handy tips on keeping warm. I shall list them in order of sensibleness from 'weird but do-able' to 'nonsense'
1) I discovered yesterday that a snog with your husband/ partner/ fellow snogging enthusiast, is very nice if they have just downed a cut of hot tea .....mmmm, it's like a hot water bottle for you tongue. On the other had if they have just motor biked 30 miles in the ice stay away!
2) nose muffs -yet to catch on but a definite gap in the market.
3) I think I am building up an immunity to heat. I used to have 90% hot water baths with 10% cold water but now I go for 100% hot and I add more hot after 10 minutes. I also put boiling water in my hot water bottle even though you're apparently not meant to. I am now wanting to find a liquid that boils at around 120'c so I can be hotter for longer. I will buy a hot water bottle to the first scientist to get me some.
4) building a time machine and going back to 1985 when I was in the womb.
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- Hello I'm Hannah, I started this blog in 2009 when I was 23 and I worked in the reception of a gallery and had a lot of work time to kill. Since then I've got married, cycled to Kuwait just for lols, had a baby, been a bit homeless, had another baby, had cancer, and tried to become a stand up comedian. My day job since 2010 has been "community artist" which means I help people make meaningless pretty art that everybody enjoys, as opposed to the lonely kind of artist that exhibits sculptures made from other people's teeth. My husband is half french and this year we decided to all move to Perpignan, so my life is now mainly, learning french, parenting and sunbathing.
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