disposible babies

I'll get on to them in a sec but I will first follow that train of thought backwards to my first invention idea disposable bikes. I have had 5 bikes since I've been in liverpool which is just under 4 years and my current bake is diying. This is how they all died.

bike 1: old age.

I had it since I was about 10 and before that my friend becky had it and she bough it second hand so it really was old and I used it a lot, it was like my only source of comfort while I was failing all my driving tests.

Bike 2: Crushed to death.

by a crowd of angry everton suporters, and I got told off by police for leaving it locked up so close to goodison park.

Bike 3: expolded.

It really died as an inderect repruction of having it's tyres let down by my lovely class, I didn't have a pump so I had to use the air at a petrol station but that pumped it up too much which made the tyre explode half an hour later, and when I was fixing that I broke the breaks and I just got so fed up with it that I abandoned it in town. It was a kids bike that my little sister's friend won in a compotition and then grew out of anyway.

Bike 4: Vandalised.

Bike 4 wasn't mine I just borrowed it whilst bike 3 was broken which was a few months but unfortunatly one of my class decided to throw it down the stairs, so I had to pay to have it repaired and then give it back before anything else happened.

Bike 5 is the only adult bake I've ever owned and is the only bike I've ever bought new. It is just about still going but it never stays inside so it is slowly rusting to death. : (

So this is what ispired my new invention dissposible bikes, made of paper use once and then screw up into a ball and bin it, or I guess you could recycle it if your one of them. I'm not sure how it would work, I'm an artist not a micanic but you'd always keep about 10 in your poket ready to unfold at anypoint.

This led me to think of other dissposible products it's quite easy, just think of a word and then say disposible before it. dissposible houses, dissposible roads ect. and I though about dissposble nappies because they are a real thing, but the problem with them is it's not the nappies fault, you can put a nappy on a doll and you'll never have to change it, the problem lies with the baby so that's when I had the genious idea of disposable babies.

I will leave you with a quote from madonna or kylie or one of them kinds of people:

'Coz we are living in a disposible world,
and I am a disposible girl.'

So she must have started out as a dispossible baby.