I'm being a bit blond at the moment, I don't mean the sun has bleached my hair. I mean metaphorically blond. I went to work on monday at 10am and after two hours my boss said, 'your not on the rota' so I got sent home. This really wasn't a good day for me to get sent home either because I've just moved house and the people who lived in the house before were very smelly and dirty boys, and monday was the day the cleaners were in all day shampooing the carpets.
But don't be sad, there is a happy ending! As I was walking out I was telling the guys who work on the kids art activieties (which I also do sometimes) how silly I am and they said, can you stay and help us we're one person short. so it all worked out great and you get paid over twice as much to painting with kids as you do to talk to difficult people on the phone and try and operate the evil booking system know as patron base.
So the moral is being blonde pays off.
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- Hello I'm Hannah, I started this blog in 2009 when I was 23 and I worked in the reception of a gallery and had a lot of work time to kill. Since then I've got married, cycled to Kuwait just for lols, had a baby, been a bit homeless, had another baby, had cancer, and tried to become a stand up comedian. My day job since 2010 has been "community artist" which means I help people make meaningless pretty art that everybody enjoys, as opposed to the lonely kind of artist that exhibits sculptures made from other people's teeth. My husband is half french and this year we decided to all move to Perpignan, so my life is now mainly, learning french, parenting and sunbathing.
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