My Vows Init

Welcome to the 100th blog post of Hannah Marshall. For this post I would like to document a recent text message conversation between me and my future husband. We sometimes enjoy a bit of comedy in our texting, we often speak in either over the top radio 4 language or we go ghetto. In this most recent conversation we came up with ghetto wedding vows:

'Yo bruv, howabouts we say our vows in dis totally wicked styleley? I think da vic and our hommies would proper respect dat, init'

'I Dan Jonesy, do proper promise to av a crack at dis marring lark and try to, like, keep havin a job but also fun wid ma main lady Da end, does da mean we can snog now?'

'The wibster proper respects Jonesy boy and I promise I ain't gonna dis his face, or his mum, or his mum's face. Infact I iz gonna big him up to our crew and in da club n everywhere coz he is ma man.'

'Word. Are we, like, married now or do I need to text dis to da vic?'

What do normal people do?

In other wedding related news I had a funny dream about our wedding night! It involved me cleaning the inside of Dan's belly button with a baby wipe which came out all green. What does this mean?!