A young girl recently asked me to sponcer her to do a fun run, she said it was for 'breast awareness day' I'm sure she probably ment breat cancer awarness day, but I responded by saying that I will sponcer her however I'm pretty sure most people are aware of breasts.
Then is my head I went off on one a bit about if breast awareness day was a real thing what would it be like. I imagained some of the statistics and slogans they would use on their posters:
'Did you know that half of all british adults are currently living with breasts?'
'breasts- on average everyone has one'
'breast are more than just balls of fat babies suck on, did you know they produce a nutrious drink whislt at the same time being asthetically pleasing?'
That last one needs a bit more work I think.
p.s If your intrested (which you probably aren't) Picton clock's four faces are now all reading different times but the hands arn't moving.
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- Hello I'm Hannah, I started this blog in 2009 when I was 23 and I worked in the reception of a gallery and had a lot of work time to kill. Since then I've got married, cycled to Kuwait just for lols, had a baby, been a bit homeless, had another baby, had cancer, and tried to become a stand up comedian. My day job since 2010 has been "community artist" which means I help people make meaningless pretty art that everybody enjoys, as opposed to the lonely kind of artist that exhibits sculptures made from other people's teeth. My husband is half french and this year we decided to all move to Perpignan, so my life is now mainly, learning french, parenting and sunbathing.
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