Yesterday I went to the dentist, and while I was waiting I flicked though a current copy of Marie-Claire. OM Gosh it was ridiculous! I think the last time I read a girly magazine was when pizza express was giving out free copies of girl talk magazine in the mid nineties.
So I wouldn't call myself a fashion guru but here are my personal do's and don'ts:
My fashion Don'ts (Marie-Claires do's)
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| Don't wear your sleeping bag in an industrial estate... |
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| ...and I think the Nazi Goose-step went out a while ago. |
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| Underwear goes under...the clue is in the name |
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| Think about what you're doing in your day...if you think hands might come in useful, then dress accordingly. |
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| If this is what you wear to walk your dog what do you wear on a night out? |
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| I've got no real issue with what you're wearing here, but you're not really respecting the piano |
My fashion Do's
If it's winter and you're not making an effort go for: jeans, long sleeve tee shirt and hoodie.
If it's winter and you're making a bit of a effort wear: woolly dress, tights and boots.
If it's summer and you're not making an effort go for jeans and short sleeved tee shirt and cardi (for a British summer)
If it's summer and you're making a bit of an effort go for shortish floaty patterned dress with 3/4 length leggings (so you don't have to sit carefully and you can still ride a bike and climb trees when necessary) cardi and pretty flip flops.
If you're getting ready for a night out wear your least comfortable shoes, pretend it's 20 degrees warmer than it actually is and wear double the amount of make-up.
That's really all I can say about fashion.
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