I've just got back from a trip to the 'moon and pea' a cafe that Percy has both mooned and pee'd in. And poo'ed... So. much. poo. I would never take a baby there again. I realise they're only a small independent business and probably aren't trying to attract mums, (babies kind of take up space and cause a bit of havoc and don't result in any extra spending) I do get that, but they should really invest in a changing table.
They currently have a very low down really tiny chest of drawers, that says 'you can change your baby here at your own risk'. Whoever thought it would work as a baby changing table has never had a baby or even seen a baby. So after seeing that Katie said to the lady "Is it ok if we change him on the sofa?" to which she did an awkward face and so we did it anyway. I was half an hours walk from home, I wasn't going to just leave him in his own poo and there really was no alternative.
It was the kind of poo that goes everywhere and takes a long time to change, but I managed thanks to Katie. We even did it without getting poo on the sofa. Thanks also to Rachel and Erinne who put up with a lot more poo and sick and crying from the Joneses than they previously did.
The Good: The World Museum
To counteract the negative review above, I would just like to say that the World Museum is a great free place to go with kids. We went with Percy and our Godson Benedict who is two and a half and it was a super fun day out. We got to see real snakes and sea creatures and not real dinosaurs and we got to see a show at the planetarium, and they had a good changing table.
Here's Dan and Ben playing jump on the snakes.
and Percy chilling out, not really bothered by them.
The awkwardly funny: Netflix
So here's something that amused me a bit at 5.33am this morning.
High school is tough but it's not the holocaust! Nazis and mean girls aren't really the same thing.
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