Top 10 Blog Posts Of All Time Ever

I've been writing my blog for nearly 4 years now and as I hardly ever do anything for more than 5 years, I feel the time has come to do a list of my top 10 blogs.

In 10th position the song that I wrote after I dropped a blob of blue tac down the radiator, it was an emotional time when I could only express my deep feelings of loss through song.
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/stationary-purgatory.html

In 9th position is a work of fiction dedicated to Grace Snow.
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2011/05/urban-cheese-awards.html

In 8th position a letter I wrote to my boss about a toilet based incident. I wish I actually sent it.
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2010/05/letter-to-my-boss.html

In 7th position the story of our engagment:
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2010/12/engagement-official-story.html

In 6th position the prequel to the engagment story:
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/story-of-han-and-dan.html

In 5th position is my description of the time I exchaged my own nudity for soup:
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2010/05/my-nudity-soup-exchange.html

In 4th position the tragic but heart warming story of frank and the charity Jones for stones:
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/being-frank.html

In 3rd position a very topical blog post...a letter to Tony Blair. If he'd had read this when I wrote it in 2010 then we wouldn't be having the problems we're having in Gaza right now.
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2010/02/dear-tony-blair.html

In 2nd place the blog that I think had the most pages views, the one that I wrote right after I offended a lot of people.
http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/racism-disclaimer.html

and the winner....drum roll please...........is a rap song about an annoying computer program that I used to use when I worked at the bluecoat called patron base. If this was a problem that had a wider appeal I'm sure  it would have gone platinum.

http://thewonderingsofwibble.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/patron-base-rap.html

There are lots of other good ones too and also some not so good ones. Which one is your favorite?